Rihanna Isn’t Dating Ashton Kutcher, Is Pissy

Rihanna was at a press conference for Battleship in London when a reporter asked in the most long-winded way possible whether or not she was dating Ashton Kutcher. I think because asking questions about the actual movie which was named after an old board game but has nothing to do with the old board game because now there are aliens involved would be pretty inane. Anyway, Rihanna got all offended. You can actually see her expression change from a smile to utter disappointment in the video.

“Wow, how disappointing was that question,” she said. “I’m happy and I’m single, if that’s what you’re really asking.”

Oh, boo hoo. What did you expect when people saw you peel away from Ashton’s place at 4 in the morning. But whatever. If you want a real question, let’s move on and ask Liam Neeson how much he got paid to dial it in.

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G Citi
G Citi
12 years ago

For the love of God,LOSE THAT RIDICULOUS BLONDE WIG!!!!!!!

12 years ago

That doesnt mean theyre not bumping uglies

Herman Bumfudle
12 years ago

hello beautiful. boink! it looks like the tabs got punk’d but don’t even know it.