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Rihanna’s Dad Seems Nice

Rihanna’s dad, Ronald Fenty, gave an interview with Heat Magazine describing himself as a good motivator who dispenses sound advice.

In the new issue, Ronald takes credit for Rihanna’s new toned physique saying it took him months of calling her a fatty/tubs/Christina Aguilera and any variation thereof to give her the motivation she needed to start working out.

“I actually thought she was a little fat the last time I saw her,” he said. “When I saw her at this year’s Grammys, I thought she was back to her normal size. I used to joke with her, ‘Robyn,you’re getting too fat.’ But I think she’s fine. I think she looked excellent, as everyone saw, at the Grammys. She’s dieting, she’s working out.” Page Six

He should really put out an ad in Craigslist for a personal trainer. He sounds like he knows what he’s doing. Not only is Ronald an expert in health and fitness, but he’s also an expert in relationships as evidenced by the fact that he’d be fine if Rihanna got back together with Chris Brown, the guy who punched her 100 times in the face until she looked like she just came out of a five round MMA fight.

”Chris is a nice guy and everybody’s entitled to make mistakes in their life. God knows how many I’ve made,” Fenty tells the new issue of Heat magazine, when asked about the singer collaborating with her ex on two songs. “She’s her own woman now.”

Other sage advice Ronald may have given Rihanna include, “Buzzed driving is not really drunk driving. As long as you’re alert and able to run home when you crash your car, you’re fine,” and “Poking hungry lions with a stick isn’t so bad. Everyone needs to poke a hungry lion once in their life. It builds character.”

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Lost Wages
Lost Wages
10 years ago

She’s a spoiled brat and she’d be better off if her Dad had cracked her ass a couple of times growing up instead of making a living off of her, now it’s too late.  Show biz kids and their parents are all fucked up once the money rolls in and the roles reverse. It’s too bad.

.Zan Smith
.Zan Smith
10 years ago

Wasn’t it her father who relentlessly beat Robyn’s  mother and terrorized her most of her childhood? No wonder she picks abusers who can never love her because they beat women to feel like they are in control, just like her Dad. Perhaps she needs to stop talking to dad, and listening to his advice. It’s time for some good old fashion therapy and cutting dear old abuser out of her life, especially financially. 

we are screwed either way
we are screwed either way
10 years ago

I can’t make rent and food is expensive.  So I can say she can f**k off and die and I will still be broke.  My bad.

Cookiemonster
Cookiemonster
10 years ago

No wonder she’s into men who beat women. 

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