As if I needed any more reasons to hate Justin Bieber. Not only did Usher get him a $100,000 electric sports car and not only did he buy a $10.8M sex den from Ashton Kutcher, but Selena Gomez tweeted a photo of herself in a bikini reminding everyone Justin gets to go home to this every night. The only consolation is that there’s not a lot of mileage on Selena because there’s no way Justin lasts more than 45 seconds in her.
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