Someone Stop Tori Spelling’s Uterus

Tori Spelling won’t stop pushing babies out of her womb and unleashing a plague of hellish Spelling offspring. Tori went on her website today to tell everyone that five months after giving birth to her third kid, she’s pregnant with her fourth.

Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little McDermott is on the way! We feel truly blessed that another angel has found us.

Love,
Tori
xoxo

In related news, for the next two weeks, Tori’s vagina will be closed for renovations while they install a turnstile up in there.