Variety reports that Ashton Kutcher has been tapped to play Steve Jobs in an indie biopic titled Jobs directed by Joshua Michael Stern and written by Matt Whiteley. Coincidentally, handjobs is probably what Ashton gave for this. The film will follow Steve Jobs career from “wayward hippie” to co-founder of Apple where he died making it his life’s mission to destroy Android.
Hopefully the Steve Jobs pic Sony Pictures is currently working on will overshadow this. There’s no way Steve Jobs was that big of a douchebag that they need Ashton Kutcher to play him.
Hopefully Kutcher is a method actor and will also die of cancer. That’d be two d-bags gone from the planet.