Every movie Oliver Stone makes boils down to the basic elements of sex and violence so why should Savages starring Blake Lively, Aaron Johnson (yea, the guy from Kick-Ass) and Taylor Kitsch be any different? The film also stars Benicio Del Toro, Salma Hayek, John Travolta and Uma Thurman.
The story revolves around pot growers Ben and Chon who take on a Mexican drug cartel after they kidnap their shared girlfriend, Blake Lively. That whore.
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