Demi Moore made her first public post-rehab appearance yesterday at a Beverly Hills house party to support her friend, British TV host Amanda De Cadenet who’s launching a show on Lifetime. The program is described as being about women supporting women. Well, that better mean it’s about how one woman supports another as they bring in my huge ass sandwich from the kitchen. Barefoot. Amirite, ladies? Hello? Geez, tough crowd.
Anyway, Demi went on Twitter asking for suggestions for a new Twitter handle. @Mrskutcher just didn’t seem appropriate anymore. No ideas on my end except for one going off my previous joke: @Howaboutthatsandwich.
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