Retired creepy child pageant queen Eden Wood has a reality show coming out called Eden’s World and CBS Atlanta invited her on to explain what it was all about.
According to Eden, it’s about her, helping out kids, la la la, blah blah blah, birdy feet. Why, you don’t say? Sounds intriguing.
At one point, Eden’s mom asks if “we need to have a ‘Come to Jesus’ meeting which I take it to mean, once the cameras go off, pow, right in the kisser.
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