Jennifer Aniston Really Doesn’t Care, Really

Jennifer Aniston has long since moved on from Brad Pitt but both the media and herself won’t let Jennifer Aniston forget. Now that Brad and Angelina Jolie are engaged, people are asking how Jennifer feels more than ever. “Are you sad? Baby want to cry?,” they probably all want to know.

“She hates it being brought up because she doesn’t really care,” says a pal of the actress, who was married to Pitt, 48, from 2000 to 2005; Pitt infamously fell in love with his Mr. and Mrs. Smith costar Jolie, 36, while he was still married to her. (After seven years together, Pitt proposed to Jolie, with all six kids present, earlier this spring with a $500,000 diamond engagement ring he helped design with longtime jeweler Robert Procop; the family of eight recently celebrated the nuptial news with a trip to the Galapagos Islands.

“She feels Angelina can have him,” the Aniston source continues. “She just wants to move on.” Us Weekly

Sorry, no can do, Jennifer Aniston. She’ll be asked this question until the end of time. It’s become one of those long running Hollywood jokes. When Jennifer finally has her first kid, the media will ask her what it’s like having one kid after Brad and Angie already had 14. When Angelina somehow gets nominated for an Oscar, the media will ask Jennifer what it’s like still stuck doing romcoms. Even when she dies, the media will ask her kids what it’s like for their mother to have a smaller headstone than Angelina. You’ll probably be able to hear her groan from heaven.