Not even the promise of massages and handjobs could get Adam Levine to respond to the whirling dervish of crazy that is Jennifer Love Hewitt. So she’s decided to cut her losses and focus on a new man. Dancing With the Stars’ Maksim Chmerkovskiy, the dance partner who somehow resisted the charms of Kirstie Alley.
JLH was in the audience at DWTS on Monday night “trying to get Maksim’s attention.” A witness says “She was wearing a skintight dress, sitting front-row and smiling at him all night.”
Thankfully, Jennifer sounds a lot more coy now. Unless the source left out the part about her making a hole with her thumb and forefinger and then jamming the index finger on her other hand in and out of it when they made eye contact.
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