Years from now when he’s old and gray, people will look back to 2012 and talk about how humble Justin Bieber was. Haha, just kidding. Here’s Justin in his gaudy, chrome-plated Fisker Karma (or as I like to call it, the “Fister Karma”) at a Chik-fil-A drive thru with Selena Gomez riding shotgun. The car comes complete with illegal tint and a law-violating strip of fuscia LEDs installed under the front grille.
The Fisker Karma is said to have been created by one of the world’s best designers. Hence, plating it in chrome is sort of like crossing out words in Fahrenheit 451 and madlibbing in new ones that sound “so much more dope, yo.”
Fun fact: This six-figure electric sports car was gifted to Justin. Little did he know that a week later, the Fisker Karma Consumer Reports tested would die with less than 200 miles on its odometer. The cause was a defective battery which resulted in need to replace all other affected batteries. Of course, this was after the December 2011 recall of the first 239 Karmas due to a risk of battery fire.
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