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Justin Bieber Is Modest

Years from now when he’s old and gray, people will look back to 2012 and talk about how humble Justin Bieber was. Haha, just kidding. Here’s Justin in his gaudy, chrome-plated Fisker Karma (or as I like to call it, the “Fister Karma”) at a Chik-fil-A drive thru with Selena Gomez riding shotgun. The car comes complete with illegal tint and a law-violating strip of fuscia LEDs installed under the front grille.

The Fisker Karma is said to have been created by one of the world’s best designers. Hence, plating it in chrome is sort of like crossing out words in Fahrenheit 451 and madlibbing in new ones that sound “so much more dope, yo.”

Fun fact: This six-figure electric sports car was gifted to Justin. Little did he know that a week later, the Fisker Karma Consumer Reports tested would die with less than 200 miles on its odometer. The cause was a defective battery which resulted in need to replace all other affected batteries. Of course, this was after the December 2011 recall of the first 239 Karmas due to a risk of battery fire.

  • Mare

    If Mayweather is so upset by this, he deserves to lose.

  • ivan

    Safe to say you all are a piece of shit for bullying this kid who does nothing but go to church and mind his own business; the fact is this guy is lying; he previously showed he approved of Justin wearing that shirt by wearing a Justin Bieber shirto-there are pictures; he’s using Justin for publicity since, lo and behold, he has an album coming out; there is absolutely no proof Justin said that to him; one can say anything about another celeb; it’s contrary to Justin’s character as people who really know him can tell you; furthermore, he had nothing to do with the design of the shirt. He just wore it.

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