Last year, a girl named Mariah Yeater had an ingenious plan to get a payout from Justin Bieber by claiming he was the father of the kid she was pregnant with. Mariah forgot about that pesky thing called DNA and she also didn’t bank on Justin calling her bluff. Her lawsuit was soon dropped but she and her lawyers promised to keep on fighting.
Everyone thought that was the end of that but on Saturday, Justin Bieber showed he can hold a grudge when he tweeted, “Dear mariah yeeter…we have never met… so from the heart I just want to say…” followed by a link to a clip of Borat saying, “You will never get this. You will never get this. La la la la…”
I’m surprisingly okay with this. Everyone forgets that Justin just turned 18 meaning he still has the maturity of a 15-year-old. It’s actually amazing that he landed Selena Gomez because I’m pretty sure he hit on her by passing her a note on the red carpet that read, “Will you be my girlfriend. Circle yes or no.”
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