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Linsday Lohan Going to the White House

Over the past few years, guests to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner have included Ozzy Osbourne and Kim Kardashian. So don’t be too surprised to hear this year Fox News’ Greta Van Susteren and husband, John Coale’s, guest will be Lindsay Lohan. They’ll also be inviting her to Tammy Haddad and Hilary Rosen’s garden brunch on Saturday afternoon.

Imagine. Lindsay Lohan at the White House. Tell the interns to hide the valuables. Also, has anyone told Lindsay that it’s not called the White House because there’s cocaine in every room? We don’t want to get her hopes up.

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drklepto
drklepto
11 years ago

They better search her on the way OUT…

wilsonnancy710
wilsonnancy710
11 years ago

It’s smoking weed and munching down like a regular person. I heard she smells