Last we left Ryan Gosling, he calmly broke up a street fight by making the two parties involved fall in love with him. Now he’s pulling girls out of the way of speeding taxis. Hey, girl, you gotta watch your step.
Laurie Penny, a British writer for the New Statesmen, Independent, Guardian, Al-Jazeera, The Nation and others, described how, being British, she forgot cars go in opposite directions in America and looked the wrong way while crossing the street. Luckily, guardian angel Ryan Gosling was there to save her. She tweeted,
I literally, LITERALLY just got saved from a car by Ryan Gosling. Literally. That actually just happened. I was crossing 6th avenue in a new pink wig. Not looking the right way because I am from London. Ryan Gosling grabbed me away from a taxi.
He did not say ‘hey, girl.’ He said ‘hey, watch out!’ [ed. note: WHAT?!]
Identity of no-idea-if-actually-a-manarchist-but-definitely-a-decent-sort Ryan Gosling confirmed by girl near me, who said ‘you lucky bitch’
Confession: I did a double-double-take because, initially, I thought it was @jedweightman. Then realised Jed would not wear double denim.
The only question that remains is if she offered to blow him right then and there or did she have to work up the courage first.
Did his glitter stop it?