Selena Gomez at the Kid’s Choice Awards

Whoever gave kids a choice in anything is an idiot. They’re so dumb that they’ll accept whatever you put in front of them. Luckily, Hollywood is filled with a bunch of perverts so they chose Selena Gomez. Here she is at the Kid’s Choice Awards over the weekend not clutching on to that dork Justin Bieber like a fanny pack.

Also, now that she’s over 18, everyone wanted to know what she’d look like as a blowup doll. Hence, the photo above.