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Simon Cowell Has Small Penis Syndrome

A day or so ago, news came out that Simon Cowell had an affair with X Factor co-judge Danii Minogue. An affair he didn’t go to great lengths to hide. It was also said he was sleeping around on his then fiancee with two other women. This was part of a story about how he got robbed by a one-night stand.

Anyway, Sharon Osbourne has some theories as to why Simon sleeps around so much. Actually, only one theory. On The Talk, she hypothesized, “I think he is a victim of small-penis syndrome.”

So there you have it. Sharon Osbourne says Simon Cowell has a small penis. Granted, that doesn’t change the fact that he bangs models in his hotel room every other day but at least it’s some consolation.

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politicalcynic
politicalcynic
8 years ago

My god how SEXIST and dismissively misogynistic.  If someone said that a woman was offensive or sarcastic or anything else based on her breast size, I’ll be the person making this comment would be SCREAMING about anti-female sexism-while casually making horribly sexist comments about men.

Geez.  Someone REALLY needs to start calling these female chauvinist sows out more often.

BeardedTryster
BeardedTryster
8 years ago

Wearing skinny jeans and smediums looks suspicious

Gus
Gus
8 years ago

A recent study of ho-bag gold~diggers says a penis gets 1/2 inch larger for every 10 million dollars a man has in the bank.

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