The Kardashians Sign a 3 Year Extension With E!

That fake wedding worked. Deadline, proving that god loves cruel jokes, reports that E! has signed a new three-year deal for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. This includes orders for seasons 7, 8, and 9 of the reality show featuring all your beloved attention whores, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney plus attention whores in training Kendall and Kylie. E! will also extend their first-look deal for unscripted ideas, concepts and projects. However, this deal does not guarantee anything for the spinoffs Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, Kourtney and Kim Take New York and Khloe and Lamar.

Kim and her family managed to give value to being talentless. I should be angry but I’m actually impressed. This show will have gone on for 9 seasons by the time we’re done. To put it in perspective, this will have already outlasted Lost by the time season 7 premieres on May 20. And I’d rather watch that episode of Lost where nothing actually happens (seasons 4, 5, 6). This is pretty much E!’s Law & Order.