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The Wanted Call Christina Aguilera a ‘Total B*tch’

When they’re not busy singing about bringing women to orgasm, they’re doing guest appearances on The Voice and then going on 923Now to describe what a total b*tch Christina Aguilera was.

“She’s a total bitch,” Tom Parker spat. “She might not be a bitch in real life, but to us, she was a total bitch. She just sat there and didn’t speak to us. Wouldn’t even look at us.” MTV

Question: Was there a doughnut sitting across from these guys? Because that could explain her indifference.

“She was quite rude,” Siva Kaneswaran added. “Who does that?”

Um, Christina Aguilera, the delusional girl who clomps around on stage like Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons?

It bears mention that perhaps Aguilera was just having a bad night, because following the show, she also caught heat for snubbing Justin Bieber.

She was probably just pissed none of the guests brought her any ice cream cakes as gifts. Didn’t they read her rider?

They did have nothing but good things to say about Jennifer Lopez when they were on American Idol. At least J.Lo understands that people like celebrities who aren’t total dicks.

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QueenB
QueenB
8 years ago

Future legends dont talk to future gay 4 pay players…

Phoebs50
Phoebs50
8 years ago

@bytheblemish oh your so funny who the f— are the wanted anyway bunch of twats

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