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This Isn’t Kim Kardashian Cooking Naked

Kim Kardashian has denied that a photo floating around of a woman cooking in the nude is of her pre-breast augmentation (sort of NSFW picture here). A spokesman for Kim says, “It’s not her. You can totally tell. It looks nothing like her.”

That’s not entirely true. It does sort of look like Kim but it’s so nondescript that it also looks like hundreds of other women. You can’t just go around throwing up pictures of any Armenian-looking woman with a big ass and call it Kim Kardashian. At least that’s what my lawyers advise me.

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How the hell does her “spokesman” know what she looks like nude?

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I tend to agree, the woman in the photo is better looking.

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Like she would ever be in a kitchen that cheap looking.

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