A New ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Trailer Is Out

With the US release of The Avengers, what better time to put out a new trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man starring Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone. This third trailer is a lot more lizardy. There’s also a quick shot of Garfield kissing Emma Stone and a skateboarder doing tricks. Why? Because X-Games, bro!

There’s also a scene where Spidey mocks a bad guy with a knife before he jizzes web onto him. Which brings me to another point. If you were Spider-Man, wouldn’t you jizz webs onto the faces of random strangers and shout “Haha, facial!,” before swinging away? It wouldn’t be the best use of superpowers, but what better way for a superhero to entertain themselves.

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Herman Bumfudle
12 years ago

k! being a super being myself, this movie sucks! does it suck sh@t. maybe not, it’s more like it sucks royal sh@t. which is the worst of sh@t fits to suck.