Strictly Come Dancing’s (yea, I don’t know what that is either) Aliona Vilani hit up Miami beach on Thursday and being a dancer, she obviously has a nice body. So why not show it off? That’s why I always wear a mesh tank and boy shorts when I go out. Give the people what they want. That’s my motto.
Anyway, I’d just focus at her body since she has an Uma Thurman thing going on with her face. It didn’t help that a huge string of snot was hanging out her nose either. Man, these pictures are getting me all hot.
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