Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged. So when’s the wedding? To hear Brad tell it, sometime between now and never.
During a news conference at Cannes, the question about when the wedding was going down to which Pitt responded that he and Angelina were “still hoping we figure out marriage equality in the States before that date.” He insisted that no date has been set, “actually, really, truly,” no date.
They’re practically married already so what’s a big wedding going to prove? The only reason to even have one is so they can plan it the same weekend as Jennifer Aniston’s just to mess with her.
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