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Christina Aguilera Still Pantsless on ‘The Voice’

Despite all suggestions to “please, dear god, don’t do it,” Christina Aguilera is determined to not wear pants on The Voice. People might think this is daring and her challenging popular opinion about body image and Christina being comfortable in her own, now taught with fat, skin but those excuses are just a smokescreen for the real reason: The elastic on this outfit stretches way better than any waistband on a pair of pants ever could making it especially useful for buffets and gallon buckets of KFC and whatever else Christina uses to make her body continually expand.

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Levin7125
Levin7125
8 years ago

I love Christina aguilera

SpanxCreateFalseCourage
SpanxCreateFalseCourage
8 years ago

Shes having a 35 lb weight loss delusion

Organic Only
Organic Only
8 years ago

Christina is clearly unhealthy, her natural frame is small and slender like she used to be.  She needs to hire a Naturopath and holistic nutritionist to heal her at least for her kid’s sake.  Action needs to be taken by Christina, not this passive ignorance.

Smakkthat69
Smakkthat69
8 years ago

You sir are a dick

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