Nina Dobrev was a guest on Conan O’Brien the other night and he convinced her to show her newest yoga pose on stage. It was called The Scorpion and she needed Conan to be her yoga wall. You’d think that would be demeaning but it turned out to be the most awesome human-being-a-wall experience ever. Especially when Nina stroked his crotch with her feet.
Jesus, I want to be her yoga wall, yoga mat, yoga towel, yoga pants. Whatever she needs. There’s no object I can’t become! Women don’t call me cold and lifeless for nothing, ya know.