Here’s some surprising news for you. Ex-porn star Jenna Jameson finally met a pole she couldn’t handle. A light pole. That she crashed into. Because she was drunk.
At around 1:30 am this morning, cops arrived on scene to find Jenna crashed into a light pole. After failing a field sobriety test, cops booked her on misdemeanor suspicion of DUI. Law enforcement officials say she suffered minor injuries but refused medical treatment. She’s since been released from custody.
Good thing the cops didn’t give her a breathalyzer or she’d have got away. I hear she’s an expert at blowing.
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