Jenna Jameson Takes on a Pole, Loses

Here’s some surprising news for you. Ex-porn star Jenna Jameson finally met a pole she couldn’t handle. A light pole. That she crashed into. Because she was drunk.

At around 1:30 am this morning, cops arrived on scene to find Jenna crashed into a light pole. After failing a field sobriety test, cops booked her on misdemeanor suspicion of DUI. Law enforcement officials say she suffered minor injuries but refused medical treatment. She’s since been released from custody.

Good thing the cops didn’t give her a breathalyzer or she’d have got away. I hear she’s an expert at blowing.

  • Bob Frapples

    “last week when Playboy did a good thing”
    WTF? Playboy is about showing naked women for men. NOBODY wants to see naked dudes who think they’re girls! Liberals LOVE science when it comes to shitting on religion but not when it comes to gender.

  • Jac Jac

    Ines Rau has the right to identify as a woman. But all the plastic surgery in the world can not make her one. Playboy’s desperate bid for attention may bite them in the ass.

    And you don’t have to be a Liberal to shit on religion.

  • “This guy identifies as a girl. And that’s cool.”

    Meanwhile back in the real world, it’s a sorry turn of events to see a porn star, no less, stating something blindly obvious to anyone with a modicum of common sense, and yet still get shouted down for daring to engage in wrongthink. Goodness, and then she has the temerity to not respond to criticism with a cringing apology for the crime of saying what most other people are probably thinking.

  • John Monitor

    I agree with Jenna … I want to see naked women, not men who have been skin grafted to look like women. Its like the difference between fake boobs and natural ones – men don’t care, as long as they’re boobs that came from women (not ones grown in a lab.)

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