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Jenny McCarthy Posing for Playboy Again

To celebrate her 40th birthday, Jenny McCarthy will be reliving her youth by once again appearing in Playboy. Her first pictorial in 1993 earned her Playmate of the Year. Her next pictorial in July 2012 will earn her a lot of awkward conversations with her kid’s friend’s parents. “So… uh… how’s it going? Um… still have that idiotic belief that vaccinations lead to autism? Er, I mean, nice tits?”

The impetus for asking Jenny to go on one last run before she retires her breasts was Hugh Hefner hearing Jenny saying she wanted to do it again before she turns 40. “I would absolutely pose for Playboy. I would be so flattered if they asked me. It’s probably not going to happen but I think I want to do it again.” Also because Playboy is going down the drain and Hugh Hefner has no idea what kids like these days. “Pogs? Are those still a thing?,” he asked one of his 20-year-old girlfriends who just giggled the way only a person who gave up on life could giggle.

Anyway, a 39-year-old Jenny McCarthy is going nude in Playboy again. Aren’t you excited? I’ve been waiting for this day for like never.

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