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Justin Bieber Beat Up a Paparazzo, Trained With Mike Tyson

On Sunday afternoon, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were at a mall called The Commons in Calabasas when he got into a scuffle with a photog trying to take his picture. Cops were called but Justin and Selena had already left.

The photog complained of upper torso pain and took an ambulance ride to the nearby hospital where he was examined and released. The police report he field named Justin as the attacker. Cops are investigating the incident as a misdemeanor battery. How hard the cops laughed at the guy while he was giving his statement is still unclear. The only thing worse then getting beat up by Justin Bieber is having the whole world know about it.

Witnesses say after the altercation, a lawyer went up to the photog and told him he could get a lot of money out of the incident and advised him to call an ambulance and file a police report. No word on whether or not the lawyer was named Gloria Allred.

According to witnesses, the fight started after the paparazzo refused to move his car so Justin could leave.

In related news, days before this incident, Justin Bieber was training with Mike Tyson. So if you’re wondering where this tiny, pasty white kid suddenly got the confidence to get physical with a normal sized man, look to┬áthe video below showing Tyson holding a punching bag while verbally jerking Justin off as he throws some combinations.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TutcLIEqaHI

Justin has the loosest guard and his punches sound like they hurt about as much as being hit in the face with wadded up Kleenex. If this kid ever beats you up, you deserve it and should be legally barred from filing any type of complaint. Unless the complaint is over how much of a little girl you are.

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Hi justin can I have ur # so I can call u

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tht video nasty

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