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Justin Bieber’s Victim Speaks

Celebuzz got an interview with Jose Sarros, the photographer Justin Bieber b*tch slapped. Sarros, likely nicknamed “Bruja” to make him sound less like a puss who got beat by Justin Bieber, says he doesn’t have a lawyer yet “but can’t talk more about what happened.” When asked about the extent of his injuries, Bruja hung up the phone.

According to Celebuzz, Bieber is lucky Sarros didn’t fight back since he’s known in Hollywood’s paparazzi clique as being a karate black belt. Which is probably something he made up. I’m surprised “sources” didn’t also say Bieber was lucky Sarros didn’t wear his Affliction t-shirt because it would have magnified his powers times 10.

Sarros might want a scarier nickname too. Bruja usually means the female version of a witch. Brujo is usually the male version. What a badass this guy is.

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“Oh Jesuth Cristh…he slapped my mangina!!!” “Oh Jesuth!!!”

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Haha thats what you get for messing with the biebs

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i’m looking at this dude, and trying to figure out what the battery. obviously bieber, can get pretty testy when you’re blocking his car, as in a possible kidnapping. dude you trespassed against biebers freedoms.

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I am surprised I found the fellows name. So he really is planning to tell the world he got slapped around by Justin Beiber. I just heard the prosecutor has the investigative file, and they may pursue battery/assault charges. Though I wonder why? Jail time if any would be a few seconds because of the LA overcrowding. Also, when a prosecutor couldn’t even prosecute Sandusky in 1998, but they can on Beiber that would a travesty. Funny indeed to imagine this reporter going to the local photographer hang out and saying he got beaten by the Beiber. Yeah, that will… Read more »

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