Mark Zuckerberg Marries Priscilla Chan Following Facebook IPO

If you hadn’t heard, now that Mark Zuckerberg has enough money to buy as many hookers to toss over the side of his yacht as he wants thanks to Facebook’s Friday IPO which made him a $19 billionaire, he decided now would be a good time to marry his longtime girlfriend, Priscilla Chan.

Mark posted the news on his timeline Saturday night. The two married the same day in front of less than 100 people who were under the impression that they were celebrating Chan’s graduation from UC San Francisco’s med school.

All I can think is it must have sucked for that one guy who came in shorts and flip flops.

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