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Maybe Khloe Kardashian Isn’t Adopted

Update: So “adopted” isn’t the right word considering her mother is definitely Kris Jenner. It was a little circuitous. What I meant to say was “found in a cave.”

There’s been a lot of speculation that Khloe Kardashian is adopted because she looks nothing like her sisters Kim and Kourtney. Whereas Kim and Kourtney are smaller and attractive, Khloe is humongous and lumbering. Not unlike the North Pacific Yeti.

Anyway, here’s Kendall and Kylie Jenner at 102.7 KIIS FM’s Wango Tango concert giving off a Khloe Kardashian vibe. Kylie more so than Kendall. Maybe Khloe’s real dad is Bruce Jenner. Though I doubt either Kylie or Kendall want to find out they’re more genetically linked to Khloe than they think they are. I imagine a lot of sobbing and asking God “why?” if the DNA results come back a 99.9% match.

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Helen
Helen
8 years ago

What a horrible thing to write! Khloe is not a monster, she is a very attractive woman! Yes she is tall but so are most of the best and most beautiful models in the world.No she is not a size 2 but nor should she be at her height. She is a perfect example of a healthy sized normal woman. And as for the way she looks, well, she hasn’t has a nose job, doesn’t fill her lips up with silicone and she doesn’t seem to be implanting or injecting anything and I’d say she is still more attractive than… Read more »

Samin
Samin
8 years ago
Reply to  Helen

Amem Helen, thank you!

James
James
8 years ago
Reply to  Samin

so tall people are suppose to be fat? curvy or whatever you call it?

Linda
Linda
7 years ago
Reply to  James

wow, you are an ass

Axle Bearings
8 years ago
Reply to  Helen

Only black men would do her. So that says a lot because black guys will fvck anything that moves.

Stop racism
Stop racism
7 years ago
Reply to  Axle Bearings

Watch it you little racist!

idiots
idiots
8 years ago

Seriously? Do your reports not do their homework?!! The speculation is not that her mother adopted her, it is that her mother had an affair, resulting in a pregnancy.

idiots
idiots
8 years ago
Reply to  idiots

reporters*

M.
M.
8 years ago
Reply to  idiots

didnt khloe once think that she was adopted

Disgusted
Disgusted
8 years ago

This article is appalling! It is people like you that contribute to the low self esteem women
have in the world. The fact that you get paid to write trash like this is
ridiculous! As far as the companies sponsoring this site …you are not any
better. This is the first article I have
read on this site and it will be my last.

hatertothissite
hatertothissite
8 years ago

to the person who wrote this: you sad sack of s**t ! you are pathetic.
this is how you spend your life, dissing people you dont even know.
khloe is so attractive, and the nicest , most genuine kardashian
khloe isnt fat or big , shes tall and skinny and the perfect example of what a healthy person should be. and if you think otherwise your delusional and obviously jealous.
or your just some obese bitch who has no brain and spends there life bitching about people who are bettter then you are. man you must hate your life.

Axle Bearings
8 years ago

She has a fat face.

Sammy
Sammy
7 years ago
Reply to  Axle Bearings

wow, you are an ass @facebook-100003163526655:disqus

Steph
Steph
8 years ago

Khloe is my favorite! I think she makes the most sense & I think she is absolutely beautiful! She is not fat. Who said beautiful has to be skinny with fake boobs? She is all natural & I admire her for that.

Axle Bearings
8 years ago

The north pacific Yeti. That’s hilarious!

Shel
Shel
8 years ago

This is absolutely discusting. Who the hell do you think you are writing this dribble. Get a life, for you to make stupid pathetic comments like that it is obvious that you yourself are an ugly fat monster….

LeesaRaye
LeesaRaye
8 years ago

Whoever wrote this is a fucking idiot! Khloe is very beautiful and much more likeable than anyone else is the family! Stop hating on her a get a

miss p
miss p
8 years ago

Listen Victor, and any1 else sayin mean stuff about Khloe, she is better than the rest, curvey yes! Sexy yes! Crazy yes! Real yes! Hot yes! I love it, she makes that family!!!!! Ur comment Victor is horrid, I wonder what u look like or ur daughters or better yet ur Mother………. LoL! Every1 needs 2 lay of Khloe and accept her for the beauty she is, I’d give anything 2 meet her more than the rest. And for that racist comment, yes racist about black guys would do anything, ur jus p***ed coz u can’t get a kardashian or… Read more »

Lou
Lou
7 years ago

Ridiculously rude comments in article. She is very attractive and I would venture to guess the one responsible for these comments isn’t. Like someone else said, this was the 1st and last article I will read here. There’s something to be said for negative publicity to stir the nest n get people talking but this is too much. I won’t even tell my girlfriend what I read because, I won’t give u the satisfaction of an extra reader and encourage others to do the same. :(

Shauna
Shauna
7 years ago

This is embarrassing that someone could be so shallow and jealous of another to write such tastless things about them.

Jack
Jack
7 years ago

Look who’s talking.

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