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The Movie Where Nicole Kidman Pees on Zac Efron

The Cannes Film Festival always has a bunch of weird films. It’s pretty hard to find just one to highlight. The Paperboy starring Zac Efron, Matthew McConaughey, John Cusack and Nicole Kidman might just make the cut.

The Paperboy is about two brothers, Efron and McConaughey, investigating whether or not Cusack really committed a murder. Vulture has more detailed description.

One of the more important takeaways from Vulture’s rundown is that Nicole Kidman’s character might be sexually insane. She’s so fixated on Cusack’s character that the first time she meets him she has an explosive orgasm.

Later on in the movie, Zac is stung by jellyfish and drags himself to shore. Kidman pushes her way through a bunch of girls to get to him and shouts, “If anyone’s gonna pee on him, it’s gonna be me,” and blasts a stream of pee onto his face and chest thereby making this an Oscar contender for 2012. In fact, just give her that little gold statue now.

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