Nicole Kidman Won’t Win an Oscar for Peeing on Zac Efron

Michelle Rodriguez says Nicole Kidman peeing on Zac Efron and having a loud orgasm in The Paperboy won’t get her an Oscar nomination. But not for a lack of talent. Rather, it’s because Nicole Kidman isn’t black.

“I fucking loved it,” Rodriguez enthused. “One of my friends said, ‘She’s going to get nominated for an Oscar for that.’ I was like, ‘Nah, man. She’s not black!’ I laugh, but it’s also very sad. It makes me want to cry. But I really believe. You have to be trashy and black to get nominated. You can’t just be trashy.” Vulture

According to Michelle Rodriguez, the Academy gets off on black people doing weird sh*t. White people just don’t do it for them anymore.

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11 years ago

I’m 6 and I luv to watch ppl have sex