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Octomom Considering Doing Porn

At the height of her fame, Vivid offered Octomom Nadya Suleman $1 million to star in a porno. They even offered full medical and dental for her children if she signed on to do multiple films. She refused saying she’d never do porn or pose nude for money.

On Monday, Suleman filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy protection. Now her tune has changed. Sort of. While she’d consider starring in porn, there would need to be certain rules. “I would not kiss somebody. I wouldn’t touch somebody,” Nadya said. Which kind of defeats the purpose of a porno. There’s no one on earth who wants to watch a woman who’s had 14 kids pleasure herself solo.

“If it’s a job, and it’s a well-paying job, and it’s going to allow me to get us out of here and into a very safe huge home that they deserve, then I’m going to do it.”

“You know, if the opportunity comes up, I’ll be the first to admit I’m gonna eat my words, because all that matters is that I can take care of my family.” Showbiz

It’s highly unlikely Vivid will give her anywhere near the same offer especially since the only thing Nadya wants to do is solo porn or be a cam girl. A genre that’s boring as hell not to mention frustrating. “I’ll take off my top but you’ll have to deposit some virtual coins. *Casino slot machine sound goes off*” Not that I know anything about that. I just, um, get a lot of pop-ups. Yea, that’s it.

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Cookiemonster
Cookiemonster
11 years ago

Eww, do not want

J
J
11 years ago

Can you imagine all the  scars from stretching and plastic surgery?  I’m passing.