Robert Pattinson Refused to Go Full Frontal in ‘Cosmopolis’

David Cronenberg wanted to see the bottom of Robert Pattinson’s balls during the filming of Cosmopolis but Rob didn’t feel comfortable with it and told Cronenberg he wouldn’t do it. What a tease, amirite?

“Five minutes before we filmed, David told me, ‘I want to see the bottom of your balls on the top of the frame,'” the British star recounted to the paper about a certain sex scene. “At the moment, I reminded myself that I would do anything for him. I went back to see him and told him that wouldn’t happen. He took it really well. At the start, it’s a very bizarre scene that you won’t see again in another movie, I promise.” Us

Well, at least Cronenberg didn’t get all pathetic about it. “Just the bottom. How about a little taint? Please? Puhhh-lease?!” I couldn’t say the same for myself if this was me trying to convince Megan Fox to go full frontal for my movie. Have you ever seen a grown man beg and cry? It ain’t pretty.