Sacha Cohen Dumps Elisabetta Canalis’ Body into the Ocean

Sacha Baron Cohen really knows how to promote a movie.  In full Dictator character, he took Elisabetta Canalis to Cannes the other day on his yacht where they lathered each other up with sunscreen. Much like John Travolta, he had Elisabetta focus on his glutes. Then he showed Elisabetta his penis which she made fun of and then she sort of fondled his penis to take a picture of it. The Dictator wasn’t having it so he killed her, put her body in a garbage bag and tossed her overboard. It ended up being a pretty successful date.

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