‘The Great Gatsby’ Trailer Is Here

Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire and Carey Mulligan just popped (pooped) out a trailer. Tell me again why this needs to be in 3D? Is it to juxtapose the technology of the 1920’s to modern day 2012? Or is it so theaters can charge people $20 and the studios can tell investors “Look how much money we made off this movie! Now give me more $100 bills to wipe my butt with.”

I don’t think autotuned hip hop existed in the 1920’s either but Baz put it in there anyway. Gatsby is so edgy now. Expect this film to become a favorite of high school students everywhere who are too lazy to read the actual book or cliffsnotes.

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