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Jessica Simpson Showed Off Her Baby

Jessica Simpson posted a picture of her baby, Maxwell Drew Johnson, to Twitter yesterday and everybody is saying he’s adorable because that’s what they’re supposed to say. Yet, you know that’s not what they’re thinking.

Let’s get something straight. This baby is not adorable. Actually, he seems like kind of an asshole in this picture. Why is he mean-mugging everyone? It looks like he’s five seconds away from punching you in the gut and stealing your lunch money.

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missy
missy
8 years ago

its a girl

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