Kristen Stewart at the 2012 MTV Movie Awards

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson may have won the Best Kiss trophy for the fourth time but Rob wasn’t there to celebrate their achievement so Kristen had to make out with herself. I’ve said it every time two people made out in a movie. It’d be so much better if they just got rid of the guy. Someone finally listened.

Here’s Kristen on the red carpet. As you’d expect, she looks real shifty. As if she silently farted.