Lindsay Lohan Found Unconscious in Hotel

At around 10:15 am this morning, paramedics were called to the penthouse of the Ritz-Carlton in Marina del Ray, CA where Lindsay Lohan was found unconscious. No other details have been reported and it’s doubtful penises were drawn on her face with Sharpie so it’s definitely not a case of “I passed out drunk and my friends are jerks.”

A friend of Lohan tells Radar, “she’s fine and we’re hoping she will be released soon.”

Update: Which is weird because according to TMZ, Lindsay wasn’t taken to the hospital. According to reports, Lindsay was just really tired. She had been shooting non-stop without sleep for 2 days and went to her hotel to get some sleep. Someone got worried when they couldn’t wake her up so they called 911. Lindsay is now back on set shooting her movie.

“Geez, can’t a sista get some sleep,” Lindsay said. Also, it says a lot if the first thing that pops into people’s minds when you sleep through wake-up calls and knocks on the door is “oh, she must have overdosed.”

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Sick of Stars who F it All up
Sick of Stars who F it All up
10 years ago

Great, lets ready ourselves for Mean Girls, Herbie and Machete Marathons
This girl is a train wreck only Lifetime channel would welcome.
Its never good controversy
She’s either muff diving butchy heiresses that DJ for $ and shelter
Or driving while texting and smoking which results in a crash
Or she’s powdering her nose with a Belvedere chaser
S L E E P I N G…..zzzz
Cant we fast forward to the douchey parents on Piers Morgan blaming each other for her stupid choices and ultimate death..PURE LUNESTA!!

10 years ago

Yes, it is called, Lindsay pops sedative or barbiturate type pills which cause users to sleep much heavier and carries over into the next day.

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