Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves Secretly Marrying

According to E!, Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves are marrying this weekend in a small ceremony in Matthew’s home state of Texas.

Alves was to be honored today by the Step Up Women’s Network at a posh Beverly Hills luncheon but instead she will deliver her remarks via video, allowing her to be close to home for the wedding preparations.

The private couple apparently has invited just two dozen close friends and family members for what promises to be a cozy celebration.

We’re told that workers involved with the top-secret nuptials have had to sign nondisclosure agreements.

The wedding reception will feature four naked dudes playing the bongos while high.