Around fall of last year, Jake Gyllenhaal chased Minka Kelly but Minka wasn’t into him at the time opting to date Wilmer Valderrama instead. That relationship ended in April and she decided to give Jake a chance. Did it work out?
Alas, the spark never quite caught fire, says a second source. “It was never serious, and it’s over now.”
Wait, what? What kind of world do we live in where Jake Gyllenhaal is a backup boyfriend to Wilmer Valderrama? And going to Jake from Derek Jeter and Wilmer? It’s like Jake doesn’t care about his penis at all.
Minka Kelly has penis??? Because that is the only way Jake Gyllenhaal would really date her.