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Miss Michigan Will Put It in Her Mouth, Will Not Swallow

TMZ posted the above picture of Miss Michigan Kristen Danyal chugging vodka in Vegas Sunday night after getting cut after making the semi-finals in the Miss USA Pageant.

Kristen was quick to respond telling TMZ she doesn’t drink alcohol. Sort of like how Amanda Bynes never drinks. Kristen says while the alcohol was being poured into her mouth, she never swallowed. Ugh, what a terrible girlfriend she would be.

Kristen tells us, “Everyone was telling me to drink and wanted me to drink, but everyone that knows me knows I don’t drink.”

Kristen says, “I had friends who came out to watch me and other girls there from previous pageants saying ‘Drink! Drink!’ … They knew I was upset about losing and tried to cheer me up.” Posing for the photo was Kristen’s solution.

Right. And then she waved her hands in front of everyone’s face and said, “It’s all an iillluuuuuusion. Woooo. You see nothing.”

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LIARRR!

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Can you say trashy much

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