Not sure if any of you saw the video posted in the links yesterday of Lulu the hefty stripper mom who slid up and down the pole on America’s Got Talent like an overweight koala bear. If not, feel free to click the link to train your gag reflex.
Anyway, Nick Cannon joined her on stage. He fashioned a bikini top out of blue tape and did his own pole dance. At one point, Lulu chased him up the pole like she was going to eat him instilling Nick with abject terror. Security whipped out the cattle prods just in case.
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