Olivia Wilde Has Terrible Vacations

Olivia Wilde confirmed she was dating Jason Sudeikis (this guy is like the Wilmer Valderrama for A-listers) on David Letterman on Monday by talking about their Jamaican vacation. Their horrible, horrible Jamaican vacation where they were stranded at sea after capsizing in their kayaks and where Olivia Wilde ended being stung by hundreds of jellyfish.

“We fancy ourselves athletic people, tough people, so… we thought we won’t just sit on the beach all the time, we’ll go kayaking… We were warned against going out (to sea) – it was a choppy, windy, stormy day, but I thought we could do it anyway… We get to the middle (of the bay), disaster strikes, it’s too windy, the waves are too big and it’s mayhem.

“I was really pushing through and it got a little too treacherous and I turned around and Jason was gone… He resurfaced and we were rescued by a team of fishermen – they had been watching us with binoculars. I’m sure they were taking bets on who would go down first… We were both dragged out of our kayaks into the fishing boat.”

Wilde admits the nightmare didn’t end there: “We got to shore and we got our courage back and we decided to do something safer. So, we went out to a little floaty island about 15 feet from shore… and on my way back in I got stung by a swarm of jellyfish.

“So then I crawled out and I was covered in welts. And Jason of course is still stuck on the floaty island looking at me like, ‘I can’t get in there,’… So I had to go and get the same rescue team to come back with a kayak to get him.” StarPulse

Stung by a swarm of jellyfish? Do you need me to pee on you? I hear it helps. Hold on, I’m gonna pee on you. Mm, yea, how does that feel baby? What? Pee on your stings? Oh, yea, I guess I could do that too.

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