Rihanna Not Happy to be a Size 0

Due to her hectic schedule of finishing up her seventh album and working on Battleship, Rihanna hasn’t had a lot of chance to sleep or to eat and has become a size zero. “Oh woe is her,” screamed women on treadmills everywhere.

“I’m a size 0 — and not happy about it!” she says. “I went way too far. I prefer myself a bit chunkier. I want my old butt back!”

In other news, Khloe Kardashian put her head in her hands and moaned, “How does she do it?” “Well, for one, she doesn’t eat that much,” said her friend. “But HOW does she do it?,” Khloe repeated, this time smacking on a drumstick.

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Mirage Finder
Mirage Finder
10 years ago

Rihanna is clearly not a true size zero; at best she is a ‘vanity’ size zero where manufacturers purposely label clothing sizes 2-4 sizes smaller to appeal to the consumer who would rather boast that they wear a smaller size when in actuality they are larger.

EveryDay Pray
EveryDay Pray
10 years ago
Reply to  Mirage Finder

You’re right about one thing. Sizes can fit differently depending on the manufacturer. That’s why it’s a good idea to get measured. If Rihanna has much of her clothing custom made, one would assume that a professional is able to measure her frame accurately. I’m sure she knows if she’s a size 0 or not. And, I don’t think she is boasting about her size if she’s not happy about it. She did say that she likes being bigger.

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