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Ronan Farrow Slammed Woody Allen

Ronan Farrow, Woody Allen’s biological son with Mia Farrow, wished his dad a happy Father’s day writing, “Happy father’s day — or as they call it in my family, happy brother-in-law’s day.” Of course referring to Woody Allen marrying his adopted sister, Soon-Yi. I’m guessing at one point during his childhood, Ronan said to Woody, “If you like her so much, why don’t you marry her?” Then something in Woody’s head just clicked.

Naturally, this deserved a re-tweet by Mia Farrow.

Aw, burn! Granted, Woody Allen will have no idea about this until someone tells him about it. It’s doubtful he even knows how to use a computer. He’s like Homer Simpson. When his MacBook tells him to press “any key,” he spends 10 minutes searching for the Any Key.

Below are photos of Woody Allen, his wife Soon-Yi and daughters Bechet and Manzie Tio at the Beverly Wilshire hotel yesterday for Father’s Day. Man, that girl looks thrilled to be there. The last time I’ve seen that level of enthusiasm was when the dentist told me I’d need my wisdom teeth taken out and my insurance would only cover local anesthesia.

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Herman Bumfudle
Herman Bumfudle
8 years ago

let me guess, woody’s morals. unlike the devout catholics and muslims who are morally sound yet control most of the underage prostitution, and snuff films, as well as slave and cocaine trafficking in the world. yes woody is a bad jew, cause he married an asian, a highly intellectual people.

Mary Hollingsworth
Mary Hollingsworth
8 years ago

Life is short, and Soon-Yi and Woody have been together for 20 years and have two daughters. Time to move on, please. It is what it is. Ronan needs to realize the importance of getting to know HIS dad, as two adults, two men. And Mia, by the way, needs to realize that her job is to give her son the complete freedom and permission to have a real relationship with his FATHER. He’s not getting any younger. When he’s gone, he’s gone forever. And Mia needs to privately work out her own feelings about what transpired with Soon-Yi. At… Read more »

elizabeth
elizabeth
7 years ago

nah, woody broke up the family by marrying his childrens’ sister, and according to dylan, molesting one of his daughters. they don’t need to do anything. woody is scum

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