Usher Says Everything He Does Is Genius

Usher talked to Q magazine and told them that he approaches everything he does as though it’s the most genius thing ever. Which I assume gets really awkward at buffets or during sex or even quietly masturbating.

”I live every day like it’s my last. I approach everything I ever do as though it’s the most genius thing ever, regardless of whether it is or not.

”I really do believe something incredible is happening every moment I’m able to continue to do this. So I wanna live in it. Enjoy every waking moment. And I really do.” Contact Music

Sounds a little manic but whatever. He’s making millions and women want to have sex with him so who am I to argue? Speaking of which, lack of confidence isn’t something Usher suffers from.

”If I could turn [being] this good-looking down, I mean, I don’t know that I would. I was fortunately blessed with these good looks, I may as well do something with them, you know what I mean? I think we’re all just trying to live up to Sean Connery, the epitome of cool.”

Oh, uh, yea, me too. I wouldn’t turn down my good looks either. *Puts finishing touches on Usher skin mask*