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Whitney Port Breaks Out Her Bikini in Miami

Whitney Port is boring in every way imaginable. Yet, here she is in Miami in a bikini having her picture taken. If they gave a trophy for “Most Indistinguishable White Girl Ever,” she’d have four of them. I’m not even sure why she’s still famous. Lauren Conrad’s coattails must be really amazing.

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