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You Can Blame Vanessa Paradis

Laying the groundwork for the eventual Jonny Depp/Amber Heard relationship, Us Weekly (via Lainey) says Vanessa Paradis pretty much drove Johnny Depp away. A source said, “Nothing Johnny did was ever good enough for Vanessa. When he was working, she wasn’t happy. And when he wasn’t working, he was called a slob for not doing enough for the kids and her family.” Women, amirite? Here’s a rundown of what led to the breakup.

  • V wanted to break up 2 years ago because she was unhappy
  • V complained all the time about their low key lifestyle. She didn’t want to stay on a private island and quietly raise their babies. She was bored and restless.
  • V was the one who wanted to move to LA and that’s when it all unravelled.
  • V was the one who insisted that he make big budget Disney movies because she loved the money. Johnny wasn’t interested but only did them for her.
  • When those movies became big ass deals, V then resented J for his success.

Depp’s people have set the stage perfectly for a Johnny Depp/Amber Heard relationship where no one is at fault and no one can be called out for cheating. I mean, Depp might have already bought Amber a horse. You don’t give a serious present like that unless you’re about to ask for anal and you don’t ask for that unless you’re a good month into the relationship.

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Ra_ke
Ra_ke
12 years ago

I believe in this article only in parts,..I thought both didn’t like the fame and the cameras…

Honestly
Honestly
12 years ago

Amber is a watered down Scarlet Johanson, sorry to Scarlet who is much hotter and more talented. Vanessa is not hot at all. She has rake teef. Jonny is still pretty aight, he just may wanna shave that skanky stache.

sugar
sugar
12 years ago

So what will they say when he makes the next Pirates movie? He is doing to earn back some cash he lost to Vanessa? He made those movies because he wanted money. Just that simple. No one is going to believe Vanessa wanted to live in the usa over France. Try again Mr. Depp Publist Robin since clearly you are leaking bad press on Vanessa. We the public are not stupid.

sugar
sugar
12 years ago

By the way we all know that gays hang out together he needs to come out of the closet and admit his real love is his friend who is a male. He too broke up with his mate too. Get real Robin he is gay.

Angelica
Angelica
12 years ago
Reply to  sugar

Hallo sugar. I read all you wrote about him and about the fact he’s hiding that he’s gay. Can you tell me how can you claim something like that? Do you personally know him and saw him doing sex with a man? I’d really like to know what you know if you know him and since the way you talked about him and his publicst Robin Baum it’s not clear if you know him, because you talked about your impression about them, but if you know him you should know if there’s something about him and Robin Baum and anyway,… Read more »

Mame
Mame
12 years ago

Sugar, Johnny is not gay. Where did you find out some stupid informations? They are just your thought. Maybe you hate Mr Depp and you’re trying to damage his reputation with your stupid thoughts. There’s no gossip he’s gay or that he has been dating any men. He only dated women for his entire life and anyway he once told in an interview that if he was gay he would come out right away because he couldn’t ever stand to live like a miserable who needs to lie and hidea his real nature. I think that if Johnny was gay… Read more »

Mame
Mame
12 years ago

If he was gay it would be already a famous news because when you’re so famous and gay you can’t hide it for long time because sooner o later some people will reveal to journalists you real actions and sooner or later you got photographed and seen with your gay lover. Johnny has never been seen dating a man or something like that. There are people in Colorado who said he has been there around the city with Amber Heard so your thoughts are stupid. Johnny can also have some male friends so what? You don’t have any male firends?… Read more »

Mame
Mame
12 years ago

Sugar can I ask you where did you find out the news he is gay? Do you know him personally?

Angelica
Angelica
12 years ago

Hallo sugar. I’ll introduce myself, my name is Angelica, I’m Italian and I’m a fan of Johnny and I read all you wrote about him and about the fact he’s hiding that he’s gay. Can you tell me how can you claim something like that? Do you personally know him and saw him doing sex with a man? You can wrote me privately, this is my e-mail [email protected] please can you tell me all you know? I won’t talk to anybody about it don’t worry. I’m just curious and you have to be honest… do you know him in person… Read more »

Angelica
Angelica
12 years ago

Sorry, it’s still me Angelica. I mean, I don’t know if Johnny is gay or bisexual, and I would have nothing against him anyway because I don’t judge his sexual preferences and I think that a lot of celebrities in Hollywood are bisexual but I’d really like Johnny anyway because he’s one of my favorite actor and he always will be. You know Sugar, I’m just curious about what you claimed in all your comments because you claimed you saw something and so you’re sure he’s hiding somenthing to his public, you clearly said he should come out and be… Read more »

Angelica
Angelica
12 years ago

Sugar don’t forget that your allegations on Johnny Depp are heavy and you talked like you know him saying that you saw something about him….. I just think that maybe if you knew him you wouldn’t waste your time writing here among us that don’t know him personally. Usually people that know a very famous person don’t write on internet and are really discrete and reserved about what they know about celebrities so maybe you’re just a liar.

Angelica
Angelica
12 years ago

I mean you’re a liar in the sense that you maybe saw nothing about him. From the list of your comments we can read you wrote ” I know what I saw and that is the real truth”, but in another comment you talked like you don’t know him at all and like you were telling just your opinion about the story of him and Amber Heard and about the story of him and his publicist Robin Baum, so how can we trust you? Come on I think you don’t him at all!

Angelica
Angelica
12 years ago

Johnny is a very good actor and a nice person from what we can see and that’s the only important thing.