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Zoe Saldana Almost Disappears at the CFDA Awards

Zoe Saldana showed up to the CFDA Fashion Awards at Alice Tully Hall in New York City and, my god, someone give this girl a hamburger. At the very least, direct her to the nearest halal cart. She’s so gaunt that people in concentration camps feel bad for her.

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Herman Bumfudle
Herman Bumfudle
11 years ago

wow! mama, you are beautiful!

Lard FAce
Lard FAce
11 years ago

Zoe looks great. She could look even BETTER if she got Juvederm filler for her nasolabial folds. Nice svelte figure, as long as she is healthy according to bloodwork then more power to her. Can never be too skinny or wealthy as long as you are still healthy. Prima ballerina’s are similar figures.